Lyons, Joseph Lawrence

Joseph Lawrence Lyons is the owner of the Lyon's Den mercenary bar in Houston, Texas.

Prior to owning the Lyon's Den, he had a long, distinguished career in a number of mercenary companies, and notable for his actions at REDACTED doing REDACTED for which he earned REDACTED. Then he REDACTED in the REDACTED campaign. Later, he REDACTED REDACTED.

He is rumored to have a stranglehold on the maple syrup market, but those who might confirm such a stranglehold refuse to speak publicly on the issue.

He is nowhere near as pretty as his sister Jolene.